Thanks for visiting my site. I’m the author of 3,166 books for kids, but I’ve only written a few of them down so far. I don’t type fast. And I get blisters. When I’m not writing, I’m trying to figure out what to write, or pulling my hat, or more commonly, pulling my hat because I can’t figure out what to write
I also write under a few pen names, but don’t tell anyone. That’s supposed to be a secret, but I’m not very good at them. My locker combination is 12-23-6. Oh, wait. Ignore that.